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How To Pass A Drug Test On A Short Notice?

How To Pass A Drug Test On A Short Notice?

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When you are asked to take a test for drugs, the first thing that will be on your mind is how you can pass the test, especially when on a short notice. Here is a quick take on passing the test with tips that can help you immensely.

Pass the urine test: In general, you would require testing for your urine for the presence of metabolites, and there are a number of ideas of passing on a short notice. The first thing that you can do is detox the body with water. Consume as much liquid as you can and you will find that the sample is diluted enough to pass the test. Also, urinate more before the test, so that you can get rid of more contaminants, and avoid taking the first urine, which often has the most toxins.

There are synthetic and artificial urine samples that can be used for replacing your personal sample, and unless you are caught, you are sure of passing the test. Dilution is another technique where you can add warm water to the urine and reduce the concentration of contaminants. The only thing that you must not try as well is masking. Commercial test-masking chemicals and household chemicals such as bleach are easily tested and detected. You can check for the detox kits that are easily available these days and help you get clear sample of urine without many efforts or tricks thrown in.

Pass the saliva test: Saliva tests are not frequent, but not rare, as well. Such tests take the consumption of drugs in recent times, and therefore, if you have not drugged your body in a week, you should be safe. Generally, the sample of saliva is taken from the gum and lower check, and you can try to manipulate the sample with a simple trick. Instead of using the sample from the place directed, just bite the swab with your molar teeth. Of course, this is something that will require some amount of practice, but you can certainly be assured of winning with the idea.

Pass the hair test: Testing for drugs and getting away with the same is the toughest when you are asked to take a hair test. This is mainly because the chemicals may flush out of the body and urine, but tests can easily detect the same in your hair. The first thing that you can do is deny taking the test by going bald or just avoid taking the test altogether. Of course, you would need to cook up a good story why you couldn’t take the air test, so make sure that you practice well. Hair test samples cannot be replaced with someone else’s in general because samples are taken by the labs on their own.

Whether you will pass a drug testor not is much dependent on the drug you are being tested for and the kind of sample you are asked to give. With so many people passing tests, you certainly take idea from the tips given below.

About Author: Naresh has been writing Health related content for the last copal of years now. more info here .

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A Short History of the Lolcat

A Short History of the Lolcat

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Lolcats are both hilarious and adorable. Even if you don’t like cats, it’s hard to deny that they provide a unique type of humour which has become extremely popular on the internet over the years. However the idea is nothing new. Since as early as 1870, British photographer ‘Harry Pointer’ produced a funny series of cat pictures with accompanying text.

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Later on in the 1930s and 40s, American ‘Harry Whittier Feers’ popularised cat postcards which included the animals dressed in human clothes as well as the large text to go with it. These postcards could be seen as the early prototypes to the lolcats we see today.

Modern Lolcats

It’s almost universally accepted that seeing a cat will evoke laughter from the viewer. One of the most famous lolcat pictures is the ‘Hang in There Baby’ from the 1970s.

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The term ‘Lolcat’, however, was not actually used until 2006 as a domain name and it was later that same year that is was officially registered. These images of cats were doing the rounds on various web sites such as 4chan and the Something Awful forums. 4chan has a tradition, which began in the mid 2000’s, where users would post lolcats ever Saturday. Saturday then became known as Caturday.

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The lolcat is just part of the general trend of internet memes which are almost as old as the internet itself. Variations to the lolcat memes have included ‘Ceiling Cat’ which can be manipulated to give the impression that the cat is watching you do certain things with a picture of a cat looking down from a hole in the ceiling.

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At the opposite end of the scale is ‘Basement Cat’ who lives as you would expect in the basement and is supposed to signify an evil feline. There is also ‘Breaded Cat’ which is a pun on the term ‘inbred’. This is usually represented by a cat with its head framed in a slice of bread. The Cliche Kitty was another popular meme which was also known as the ‘Everytime You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten’ kitten. Of course it’s doubtful whether people actually love cats enough to refrain from this particular pastime.

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Lolspeak

A particularly interesting aspect of the evolution of the modern lolcat is the strange language that has developed over the years for captioning the cats. Most words are spelt differently to their standard English spellings, so ‘hi’ becomes ‘hai’, ‘is’ becomes ‘iz’, ‘has’ becomes ‘haz’, and so on. Other ‘regular’ internet spelling mistakes are commonly inserted, such as ‘teh’ rather than ‘the’, and other kinds of internet ‘leet speak’ (mostly numbers in place of letters) are used, like ‘p0wn’ and ‘w00t’. Often, cute lolisms are included, such as ‘eated’ rather than ‘ate’. Basically, you sometimes need to have a decent understanding of internet slang in order to understand some lolcat captions at all! This aspect of lolcats has become so influential that a team of enthusiasts is even translating the entire Bible into ‘lolspeak’ (http://www.lolcatbible.com).

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Other Lols

Nowadays there are a plethora of memes to be seen on the internet, many of which have developed from the lolcat blueprint. Lolcats have spawned many other kinds of similar lols; in fact, it’s now quite common to see ‘loldogs’ in conjunction with lolcats as well as in their own rights. A slightly different kind of captioned animal picture is the ‘advice animal’ (http://www.quickmeme.com/memes/adviceanimals/) – some of which now aren’t even animals. Each kind of advice animal has its own style, brand, tone, and expected type of caption. One example of a popular advice animal is the ‘socially awkward penguin’, a picture of a penguin caption as though the penguin has been involved in some social situation in which he’s behaved awkwardly.

The sheer plethora of memes today can be daunting to anyone who doesn’t understand them. They are colourful, crazy, baffling, and at times unsettling, but always changing and very creative. With the internet evolving so quickly, who knows what kinds of memes will develop in the future?

Author: This article was compiled by Andy Graven who works for Invisible Fence, providers of invisible pet fences.



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Gold Medals of Best Short Distance Runner Usain Bolt

Gold Medals of Best Short Distance Runner Usain Bolt

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Usain Bolt is Jamaica born sprinter specializing on 100 m and 200 m distances and 4 x 100 relays. This 25 years old runner (2011) broke a 100 m world record on 31 May 2008 with his 1.7 m/s speed and final time 9.72 s at the Reebok Grand Prix, New York City. For athletes are gold medals especially from Olympic Games something extra. And Bolt got 3 in 2008 at Olympic Games in Beijing at 100 m, 200 m and 4 x 100 relay. The same triumph performed in Berlin World Championships in 2009. We are looking forward to the next Olympic Games in 2012.

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